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BEHOLD! Bacon and Burger!!

So dis week I became an uncle!! Meet Burger and Bacon!!

ZOMG PUPPIES!
ZOMG PUPPIES!
I’s being a good uncle and baby sitted da puppies for three days! At first they double taggeded me and biteded me in the no no areas. I says… “NO!!” with a triumphant BARK and they knew whose boss!! …. Actually not really I gots biteded again…. ANYWHO
BURGER!
BURGER!
Burger seems tough and mean with his battle scars but he be misundertoodz. He is all sugar and squishy inside!
BACON!
BACON!
Don’t let his size deceive yous!! He is an explorer and he feels no fear!! There be dat little naughty boy attitudes that be inside of him!
Attached in da hips
Attached to the hips

We playeded and randed and playeded some more and they were pooped!! I was a good uncle and tuckted dem into beds.
All worn out
All worn out
Three days went by very quickly and it was time for them to go…. Uncle Rambo was a sad sad panda. We took a group photo before da departures!
Family Photo
Family Photo
Come visit uncle Rambo again soon boys!!

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Boston Terriers are TOTAL PWNAGE

Clearlys, as seen here I has pwneded my arch nemesis Gigi. Da apprehension was quick, easy, and painless.

Gigi PWNED
Gigi PWNED

AS IF!!!

Gigi is me friend! He lives at Grammy’s and Grapmpy’s house. We be good friends! As you can see here, Gigi is always thrilled to see me’s!

Thrilled
Thrilled
And da truth be.. Dat picture of da cat and dog isn’t even us!! They be importers!!! Watch out for them!! If they ever approach you and claim they be all like “YO, we be Rambo and Gigi! Give me yours moneys!” Don’t fall for it! They be scammers I tell you! SCAMMERS!

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Preparing for Halloween 2009

Halloween be me favorite holiday. It gives me a reason to dress up! I get so amped about what I are going to dress up as! Last year I was a tough army duder named SERGEANT K9. Tough like John Rambo!

Sergeant K9
Sergeant K9

I take costume selecting very seriously. My past costumes include da ever so popular (debuted at de Boston Tea Party):
Samurai Rambo
Samurai Rambo
and me Holiday attire:
Santa Rammy
Santa Rammy
This year, I are looking into this dealy here:
Monkey Dog Rider
Monkey Dog Rider
Thoughts?

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Boston Tea Party is cool

I attended da 4th annual BOSTON TEA PARTY sponsored by da Boston Buddies Rescue. It was sooo much fun! I gots to see so many Boston Terriers! Some was fat, some was small, some was old, some was brown, and some was exactly like mee!! It was da BEST DAY EVER!

First off I’s became a model and did some photo shoots!

I are sexier than Heidi Klum!
I are sexier than Heidi Klum!

After me 15 mins of fame, I was walking around and I saw me hero! MIGHTY from All Mighty. It was awesomesauce to see the ALL MIGHTY in real life! I asked him if I can take his picturez!

My hero MIGHTY
My hero MIGHTY

I played with hundreds of other Boston. I gots soo excited dat I accidentally pee-ed on de nice Boston’s mouth! I didn’t see dat he was sniffing in me no no area!!! I soo sawry!!! Dis came back to me later because another Boston’ pee-ed on me back…. I also’s gots slobbered on me head from kisses.

Slobber of DOOM
Slobber of DOOM

I entered de costume contest as a SAMURAI dog and I’s won 4th place!! As you can see here dis won me over with de ladiez.

I’s can’t wait for next year’s Boston Tea Party!!! I mean, in a nut shell, I made new friend, met my hero, became a model, won a treat at the costume contest, and gots da ladiez… I’d say it was a good day! Next year I’s WILL win 1st place in dat costume contest!! You wait and see!

Boston Tea Party 2009!
Boston Tea Party 2009!
”I’s

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Boston Terriers make you laugh

Was dis week tough? Are you’s stressed out? Did da toilet paper runs out on you? What ever you do, is everything going horribly wrong? Do you’s just need a laugh?
hurr_durrLife be too short to waste on sadness and frowns. Be merry and happy! Dat is what a Boston Terrier is for!

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Boston Terriers are Naughty

Toronto SUN reports today:

WHO WILL BE TOP DOG OF BAD DOGS?
Misbehaving Boston Terrier among finalists in contest for naughtiest
Toronto’s own Gizmo the Boston terrier is vying to be the top dog when it comes to being Canada’s Naughtiest Dog. Gizmo is one of five Ontario finalists in the dogfight to win a training session and help break her of those bad habits that drive dog owners doggone crazy. “She’s definitely rambunctious,” Madigan said yesterday, adding she did try to take her to obedience school. “It didn’t go so well,” she said. “The first class was great … but after that, she couldn’t focus. She just wanted to play with the other dogs and if they had graded us, she would have failed.” Gizmo may be a bad dog — chomping up folded laundry, chewing walls and eating her owner’s food — but she’s still loved.

Gizmo: She's bad to the bone!
She's bad to the bone!
Me thinks I are in love. I mean look at her! She be perfect as Rambo’s bride. Now what really bites da dust is dat if she wins, they be trying to fix her naughty ways! What’s da point of dat??!! I say keep her da way she is! Obedience training?! PSSHHH! Here I come Canada!! I be on me way to save da perfect girl of me dreams!!

NEWS STORY HERE

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Boston Terriers are talented

It be common sense dat Boston Terriers are naturally talented creatures. We Boston Terriers be smart, cunning, sly, talented, and just so darn CUTE. For dat reason, me would like to take a moment and honor a group of awesomesauce Boston Terriers! Introducing da HUNTINGTON BEACH BOSTON BUDDIES SURF TEAM!! SurfThese guys will be competing at da SURF CITY SURF DOG competition on October 10th! Come out and cheer on these guys if you can! Dis is for a good cause and a charity event! There be 2K walks, K9 Kayaking, and Costume Contest too!!

These guys are soooo cool! Me wish dat I can be like them one day. Da only skillz ME! Rambo has be:

Driving da Tanks and PWNING Kittehs.
tanks1

Flying da Chopper and PWNING fools.
SUCKA

So if you need ME! Rambo! for Total Pwnage, you can contact me at rambo@vivaelrambo.com. I be posting proof of TOTAL PWNAGE.